You acknowledge that in reading Beerlord .com that:
1. You are at least 21 years old or live in a country where they aren’t as worried about such stupid things as America is.
2. You will not drink and drive. This is New York – take a fucking cab.
3. You realize that on any given day a given bar could be closed for private parties, political rallies or exorcisms. Have a Plan B.
4. You are not a spy for InBev.
5. You are not intending to return home with a partner that you would be embarrassed to introduce to your soccer ball on a deserted island.
6. You will not bore the bartender by telling her fascinating tales about this awesome tuna sandwich you had in the Caymen Islands. Trust me, she doesn’t care.
7. You realize it is not necessarily safe to walk from Avenue X to the Upper Westside at 3 A.M. Use your head.
8. You will not drink beer. Please just go to the bars, admire the décor and watch other people have fun. Beer can cost you time, money and cause you to spend your every free moment working on a website.
9. You will not steal Beerlord’s great ideas for my own financial gain. We would hate to have someone figure how to make money on this stuff before we do.
10. You will not sue Beerlord.com for any reason. We are nice, poor and would implead your parents for bring such a stupid child into this world. And believe me, that would start a class action.
